A book for a twat. The ideal gift for a twat in your life. Contains inspirational quotes reminding them, that they are indeed, a twat.

Have you ever tried to sustain a relationship with a twat? It's hard work and you need to be completely not a twat yourself if you want any success in this. Whi

Sensibly categorised and filled with observations and recommendations, this is the ultimate field guide to that most irritating of the species, the Twat.

Do you know a massive TWAT? Of course you do. Why not buy them this diary so they can write down all of their twatty behaviour instead of telling you about it?

Our heroines are in a series of erotic entaglements ranging from voyeurism to a weekend in the country.