Buttheads from Outer Space

Buttheads from Outer Space
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Total Pages : 201
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ISBN-10 : 9781510732636
ISBN-13 : 1510732632
Rating : 4/5 (36 Downloads)

Book Synopsis Buttheads from Outer Space by : Jerry Mahoney

Download or read book Buttheads from Outer Space written by Jerry Mahoney and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The buttheads have landed—and they're trying to wipe us out! My best friend Lloyd and I had the perfect plan. We started a blog to invite aliens to come to Earth and hang out—but only with us. That way, they wouldn't have to meet any boring world leaders or get cut open by scientists or anything like that. We'd just chill out, eat junk food, and play video games together. Sweet, right? And it worked! Two aliens showed up one night in the bathroom of my favorite restaurant, and we snuck them home to my room. The problem is, they're total buttheads! Literally. They have butts on their heads, and they talk in farts. They're rude, disgusting, and they love Earth so much, they just invited 70 billion of their friends to join them here. Oops. Now it's up to us—two sixth graders with B-pluses in science—to save the planet from the sickest extraterrestrials in the universe. (Preferably without my parents finding out.) Sorry, everyone. Better get used to talking out of your butts, because we're all probably doomed…


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