The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

Download or read book The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank written by Erma Bombeck and published by Fawcett. This book was released on 1995-03-01 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “[Erma Bombeck] is marvelously funny, direct as a hypodermic, a virtuoso in the field of suburban living.”—Vogue It’s the exposé to end all exposés—the truth about the suburbs: where they planted trees and crabgrass came up, where they planted the schools and taxes came up, where they died of old age trying to merge onto the freeway and where they finally got sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.