Complacency 101: How to Ensure You'll Never Achieve Anything

Download or read book Complacency 101: How to Ensure You'll Never Achieve Anything written by Sam Choo and published by Hope Publishing. This book was released on with total page 71 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Complacency 101: How to Ensure You'll Never Achieve Anything" Are you tired of the constant pressure to succeed? Exhausted by the endless pursuit of goals? Well, look no further! "Complacency 101" is your ultimate guide to embracing mediocrity and perfecting the art of underachievement. In this hilarious and irreverent anti-self-help book, you'll discover: Foolproof strategies to waste your potential Expert tips on avoiding responsibility at all costs Masterful techniques for sabotaging your relationships Ingenious methods to crush your dreams and embrace pessimism Follow our case studies of professional underachievers as they navigate the treacherous waters of almost-success, narrowly avoiding accomplishment at every turn. Warning: This book may contain traces of sarcasm, large amounts of irony, and hidden nuggets of actual wisdom. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden realizations, and an irresistible urge to do exactly the opposite of what's advised. Perfect for: Procrastinators looking to up their game Overachievers in need of a good laugh Anyone who's ever wanted to give up... but better Don't miss this chance to learn how to fail spectacularly at failing! Buy "Complacency 101" today and start your journey to nowhere fast! (Actual results may vary. The publisher is not responsible for any sudden outbreaks of motivation, success, or life-changing epiphanies that may occur as a result of reading this book.)