Emily, Jacob and Boniqua: What NOT to Name Your Child

Download or read book Emily, Jacob and Boniqua: What NOT to Name Your Child written by Danielle Reed and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-02-20 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Too trendy, too trashy, too something...ever meet someone with a horrific name and think to yourself what was his mother thinking? She should be slapped! Or, dropped your child off at class only to find 10 little girls with the same name?There is no science to choosing the perfect name for your child, but there is common sense. Emily, Jacob and Boniqua, What NOT to Name Your Child bucks the trends and goes beyond your typical popular name lists and lays out the "rules" for baby naming, such as the Dictionary Test which says, "if you're going to give your child a word name, make sure you know what the word means. For example: Harmony good...TyLenol, bad. Or, why you should avoid "junior" like the plague.Filled with humorous anecdotes, truisms and tested practical advice for new or even experienced parents, this book is sure you keep you laughing all the way to the delivery room.