The Horny Book of Happiness

Download or read book The Horny Book of Happiness written by Helen Garvey and published by . This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most of us are taught to feel guilty about sex, masturbation, and orgasms. The Horny Book of Happiness aims to change all that with its wealth of entertaining facts and motivating tips to help men and women to walk away from limiting beliefs! Sex is one of the FREE tools given to us that can put an instant stop to stress. Since stress is a killer, we are taught to turn to drugs and forget our natural endorphins, but let's not forget the wonderful experience of an orgasm. A great lover exudes confidence and enthusiasm. Without these two traits, we may remain unaware of how we act toward others. It is paramount to share all of our thoughts, fantasies, and fetishes with a partner. Unfortunately, no one has the ability to mind read, and communication is the first step in creating long term trust. If our partner is judgmental toward our beliefs, it is time to find someone who is secure and happy within our company. Judgments only stem from our own insecurities, which most of us choose to ignore. Religion creates limitations on the human mind. For example, if we have been taught to view sex as a sin, how can one discover the pleasures of sex without masturbation and experimentation? The mind is already limited because another person's thoughts altered our perception. And what would happen if we decided to "break the rules" one day with masturbation or anal sex? Guilt may manifest and tell us we are worthless and end up in hell, but the latter place is fictional and only born in the mind. And then we find ourselves back to square one, only our religion to create comfort, when it is religion we must break away from. Religion creates fear in so many people...the fear of the UNKNOWN. The Horny Book of Happiness is the discovery of our true sexuality, which is buried within everyone. Do we prefer to hide it because of fear of criticism by others? If one has never before experienced a REAL orgasm, the motivating tips in this book inspires one to experience this sublime pleasure. Sexual energy is very potent, and when repressed, it may create perversions, aggression, anger, and nervous compulsions. An orgasm is the simple release of built up tension. During masturbation, we can push all of our worry, fear, anger, and negative thoughts into this release. While some orgasms do feel more powerful than others, especially during a sexual fantasy starring our partner, every orgasm is special. Some orgasms may even cause us to shed a tear. Pheromones are invisible fragrances of "attraction" found in both men and women, and they have the power to attract a member of the opposite sex, or same sex, if homosexual. All scented products, albeit natural essential oils, mask our natural pheromones, and they are never really given the chance to work their magic. Most of us would prefer to douse ourselves in chemically laden perfumes and aftershaves to attract a partner. Pheromones are usually bottled and sold in sex shops, but our natural pheromones are found in sexual lubrications, urine, and sweat. Oral sex is a very intimate act between couples, but most of us may still frown at the thought of giving, or even receiving, oral sex. Life can be profoundly pleasurable, if one chooses to view it in that way. It's time to bin those religious guilts and sexual inhibitions and view sex and all its glories as a helpful tool. We have the choice right now to bring joy to our partner's face through sex, and I view the latter to be one of the most positive and enlightening experiences in the world. A selfish partner, however, may view oral sex as disgusting and disrespectful. The Horny Book of Happiness is empowering. Included in the book are foreplay methods, sex tips, an A-Z of erogenous zones, oral sex tips, and so much more. It is ideally focused toward shy men and women who are afraid of sexual experimentation, or toward individuals with a repressed fear of widening his or her sexuality.