The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide

The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide
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Publisher : Running Press Adult
Total Pages : 160
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ISBN-10 : 9780762491544
ISBN-13 : 076249154X
Rating : 4/5 (44 Downloads)

Book Synopsis The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide by : Shaenon K. Garrity

Download or read book The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide written by Shaenon K. Garrity and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-08-28 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiled from the notes of three zombie gnome experts (among them a Van Helsing-like zombie gnome hunter, a horticulture student, and a gardening columnist), this guide includes a detailed study of zombie gnome habits, hiding places, and offensive tactics, as well as an intimate history of the zombie gnome rise and eventual war with humanity. Empty-eyed, shambling, and hungry for human ankles, the zombie gnome population is on the rise, infesting the backyards of suburbia and attacking innocent lawn ornaments everywhere. While chances of human survival are minimal, readers can arm themselves with The Zombie Gnome Defense Guide to combat their tiny, undead enemies. Offering strategies for defense against a zombie gnome invasion, the book provides an extensive list of essential weapons and DIY home-fortification tips. Rare illustrations of zombie gnomes in their natural habitat and a priceless collection of never-before-seen photos (housed in an envelope in the back of the book) make this the go-to guide for survivalists in a zombie gnome-infested world.


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