1-800-VAMPIRE

Download or read book 1-800-VAMPIRE written by John A. Russo and published by Burning Bulb Publishing. This book was released on 2024-07-11 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a sex-crazed gangbanger, be careful what you wish for... Victor Dracull is a vampire with a sense of humor, so he tells his three luscious female acolytes that they must each drink the blood of a murderer if they want to be able to go out in the sunlight to work on their tans. Then he places an ad in a skin magazine to lure suitable donors to them. Duke Crandall and his pals are fresh from a spree of robbery and murder and anxious to spend their ill-gotten gains on sexual delights, so they enthusiastically respond to the ad. On their way to Count Victor's domain, they spice things up by kidnapping a rich teenage sexpot and her namby-pamby boyfriend, sucking them into the zany supernatural world they are about to unwittingly step into. Who will end up with the stolen money? Who will get the high-powered sex that they crave? And who will end up undead? The answers unfold in the wild and crazy wrap-up of... 1-800-VAMPIRE!