1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Download or read book 1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Michael Kilgarriff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1986-11-12 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.