101 Creepy Canadian Jokes

Download or read book 101 Creepy Canadian Jokes written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour -- and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada?The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon?The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter?One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival?Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan -- but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!