Daily Red Flag Jokes

Download or read book Daily Red Flag Jokes written by Colorado Banner and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-01-12 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DAILY RED FLAG JOKES is a result of situations that have had a major impact on my life. Most of the Red Flags are funny with a serious message that varies with the reader. They will provide hours of fun and conjecture. So laugh, think, be a blessing, and be blessed by them. I feel that I am qualified to write this humorous book because God has given me the unique ability to tell a funny story in one sentence, commonly referred to as a one liner. Many of the Red Flags in this book are from personal experiences. It is impossible to laugh and think of your troubles at the same time. I think that if God had not given us laughter, life would be much more difficult and nearly impossible to bear. I give people pleasure by making them laugh, but I receive even greater pleasure by hearing them laugh. I am a 62 year survivor of Drugs, and Rock and Roll. I have chosen to let God order my steps and to help as many people as possible during my time left on this earth. This book is one of several vehicles that God has given me to help achieve that goal.