How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
| Author | : Max Booth, III |
| Publisher | : Ghoulish Books |
| Total Pages | : 0 |
| Release | : 2024-02-29 |
| ISBN-10 | : 1943720975 |
| ISBN-13 | : 9781943720972 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (75 Downloads) |
Download or read book How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers written by Max Booth, III and published by Ghoulish Books. This book was released on 2024-02-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1. Do not respond to bad reviews. 2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer. 3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area. 4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them. 5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth. 6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape. 7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages. 8. Invest in better coffee. 9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use. 10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
