Princesses Don't Fart
Author | : Peter Bently |
Publisher | : Simon & Schuster Children's UK |
Total Pages | : 30 |
Release | : 2020-09-22 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781471183416 |
ISBN-13 | : 1471183416 |
Rating | : 4/5 (16 Downloads) |
Download or read book Princesses Don't Fart written by Peter Bently and published by Simon & Schuster Children's UK. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Pum Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't fart... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.