Seinfeld-ism

Download or read book Seinfeld-ism written by Dave Bounds and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-23 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To this day, people of all ages, from all walks of life, continue to quote the immortal Show About Nothing, because Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, and a hilarious host of other characters keep giving us something to say-like having a Secret Silly Service dispatch connected to a nearly invisible earbud in one ear, feeding us one-liners whenever we need them.There's a reason that the best.sitcom.ever remains not only eminently quote-worthy, but also oh-so-applicable all these years later: The show presented an accessibly witty perspective that says no matter what comes your way, there's a Seinfeld line to comment on, cope with, or conquer it. One book has finally captured the basics of that Seinfeld state of mind. Seinfeld-ism: How the Wisdom, Philosophy, Yada Yada Yada of TV's Greatest Sitcom Can Help You Survive Life, based on the popular, New York Times-cited blog, presents scores of socially strategic Seinfeld quotes and how to apply them to your life-and find life the better for it. Want to bring a proud friend down a notch? Look to Elaine as she once told Jerry, "The way I see it...you are the doofus." Hear someone showing off their vocabulary? Consider Jerry's reply to George, "How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?" All the observations, comebacks, warnings, and more that you need are here-including new material never before published-arranged in convenient topical categories.Are you master of your conversational domains? Let Seinfeld-ism give you the "reality tour" of what to say, when, and how to say it-and you'll never be at a loss for words. Or at least you'll have a really good book to put on your coffee table.