The Beastly Starter Pack

Download or read book The Beastly Starter Pack written by Bjorn J. P. Peeters and published by Tales Of Peeters. This book was released on 2024-07-19 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 complete short funny stories for adults about people who are pushed too far and go into full beast mode, with hilarious disaster as a sure consequence! WHEN THE BEAST AWAKENS is a wild little series of short funny stories for adults about frustration, rage, and what happens when people get pushed too far and blow their top off. Each episode in the series follows a different character and is a complete story. Each story is filled with entertainment and jokes. From tongue-in-cheek funny observations on human nature to wild and risky humor that'll leave you snickering and nodding your head, and complete blowout cringe disasters. If you'd ever film these kinds of things happen in the street, it would make an epic viral video! Whether you like the more subtle and hidden little jokes or the laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy, this wild humorous series is sure to make you forget your worries and leave you with a pleasantly giddy feeling. This bundle contains the FIRST THREE funny stories in the series for you to try out. #1 | It's Your Best Bet Fred just wants to win the municipal election… but he finds out the hard way that you just can’t keep bottling up all your intense frustrations. Or you might end up fighting an epic battle with a dancing asshole behind a window and make the newspaper headlines for all the wrong reasons. #2 | All Your Fault Lise is a little girl of seven. She likes unicorns and fairies. But she doesn’t live in a magic wonderland. No, she has to live in the real world of dumb dads, stepmothers, and dramatic little accidents. And sometimes the real world can push even a sweet little girl just a little too far… and the school will never forget the day! #3| Best Cop In Town Kurt wants nothing better than to be the best cop in town. He bravely suffers the company of his nightmarish wife and nobody taking him serious. But when they start insulting his police work, he goes into total BEAST MODE. Both the town and his police chief won't ever forget it! --- Half-hour funny stories for adults are the perfect format for a quick break at work, a boring wait at the dentist’s office, your commute, or just whenever you want to forget your worries and enjoy some straight-to-the-point no complications humor and adventure. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Man's Funny Book', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.