The Dao of Doug 2: The Art of Driving A Bus

Download or read book The Dao of Doug 2: The Art of Driving A Bus written by Douglas Meriwether and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2015-01-21 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Do you have a car?" "Yes, I do, and you're sitting in it! Today's car number is 5481. I get a new car everyday, and I can hold up to fifty people at once! I get to take you where you want to go and get paid to do it. I don't have to worry about parking, because it is free. I don't have to pay for gas because this car uses free city hydroelectric power. I have a camera to send a bill to someone blocking my parking space. If there is any trouble, help can be here in three minutes. I sold my truck when I moved here and I haven't had to pay for tires, batteries, gas, parking, or insurance. My employer is my insurance company. The money is coming in, not going out. I am kind of like the ultimate in ride share, without any carbon emission!"