The Soviet Sluts Superb

Download or read book The Soviet Sluts Superb written by Mikey Clarke and published by Mikey Clarke. This book was released on 2023-11-10 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IN A WORLD where wars are fought with romance, and flirting, and delicious erotic TENSION, the illustrious and historic enmities twixt the globe’s Great Powers have become a BUTTLOAD more bubbly, with fewer hideous massacres of musket and cannon, and oodles more frisky cunnilingus contests. Continuing from Part One, the KNIGHTS OF RAW PHWOAR: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/1-raw-phwoar ... Disaster! Two hundred superb Royal Marines Sex Commandos with superb-er patoots have carved a gorgeous highway through France and Paris and trillions of flirty Frenchies, up to Imperatrix Bardot's boudoir, to dissuade her and France from conquering Britain, then Earth, with a THIRD Vaginal Apocalypse. But out-flirting the Imperatrix is like handjobbing Mt. Blanc (a cornerstone of Sex Commando training, but ever wanked off a mountain when it's wanking you back? Want to? Read on, young padawan). One escapee: a rad Mississippi hotshot/lunkhead named Charlie. Now what? Rescue chums alone? Impossible! But already he's amassed priceless Froggy intel: it might just swing this third Vaginal Apocalypse Britain's way. Only one route Home: sneak into France's imminent Brit invasion force, and its million-maiden first wave: the notorious SOVIET SLUTS SUPERB. Blend in, head down, yap shut, avoid heat. Charlie instead falls in love and/or bar-room brawls with every Army hotshot in his path. His new Froggy mates proclaim him the Seminal Sorceror, Louisiana's fightin' finest. Army prodigies thirst to marry and/or enslave him. With each fresh celeb challenger, Charlie's hopes of vanishing into the Soviet Sluts Superb and Home wilt by the second. Plan B, then? Harness his newfound fame into actually leading the Invasion? Amass enough celeb clout to charge Britainward before Paris's pursuing police close in for the kill? What's the worst that could happen? Find out! In Part Three! The CERVICAL SUPREMACY: mikeyclarke.co.nz/apocalypse/3-cervical-supremacy (But read this Part Two first)