Welcome to Nightshade Trailer Park

Download or read book Welcome to Nightshade Trailer Park written by C.W. Smallwood and published by Michele Roper. This book was released on 2023-01-18 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Nightshade Trailer Park, where doublewides and singlewides coexist with magic. Located in Beulahville, Georgia, our mobile home community borders the Dark Woods, a forest filled with supernatural critters, beings, and things that go bump in the night. Our residents are not what they seem, but most of them are usually friendly-like. Among our amenities: A clubhouse for social gatherings: Very popular with our dragon shifters, who like to barbecue. Odds are one of them will win this month's Nightshade Annual Barbecue Contest. Access to Lake Yonder and fishing: Have a boat? Bring it. You might have an encounter with the haunted chicken truck just like Nightshade resident, Leroy Grizzle. Deer hunting in the Dark Woods: Watch out for Buckus, the god of deer hunting. Not into deer hunting, take a hike in the Dark Woods, you could happen upon the sacred grove of the poison ivy fairy-like Darvus and Floyd Woodvine did. Convenient shopping proximity to HodgePodge Flea Market, where it's rumored the genie, Ali Bubba might grant you three wishes. Just look for the cloud of exhaust. Need insurance? We're lucky to have among our residents, insurance representatives, and part-time motorcycle gang, the Alabama Demons. They have a policy and disaster to meet your needs. Ask for Murgalloyd. Need a job? The poultry processing plant, Chicken World is always hiring. We hope y'all consider our trailer park community as your future home.