Why Limit Happy to an Hour?

Download or read book Why Limit Happy to an Hour? written by Mary Phillips and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether the subject is cocktails, men, chocolate, weight, relatives, motherhood, or just plain unadulterated attitude, Phillips finds a way to sum up life's happenings one zinger at a time. For example: "I used to care but now I take a pill for that." "Inside me is a thin woman screaming to get out . . . I can usually keep the bitch quiet with chocolate." "When life gives you lemons, add vodka." Phillips promises to stimulate the economy one drink at a time with this keepsake book of witticisms featuring her popular full-color artwork and sassy one-liners. Now cheers to that!