Wood Floats and Other Brilliant Observations

Download or read book Wood Floats and Other Brilliant Observations written by Chris Loper and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-28 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could go wrong if you do backflips on the school bus? How exactly does a potato cannon become a flamethrower? Are bananaberries real? The answers to these questions and so much more await you inside this hilarious collection of short stories from the life of Chris Loper. It's a lighthearted mix of '90s nostalgia, teenage hijinks, and mountain adventures, with a few actual life lessons thrown in for good measure. Totally Real Testimonials "I'm so glad I met him AFTER all of the events in this book." -Chris's partner "I swear it's not our fault. Look at our other son! He's very responsible." -Chris's parents "Really makes me look good by comparison." -Chris's brother "But 'Safety' really IS my middle name!" -Chris's best friend "No, no it's not." -Chris's best friend's wife